The art of being

I seriously want to be a virus.

Firstly, when I feel like it, I can cause any degree of damage on anything or anyone I like. If you attempt to destroy me, I will dodge any danger by upgrading myself into a better (in this case, malicious) person and await your next attack. When the situation out there is becoming too hostile for me to survive (or when it is not the time to do any damage), I can lie dormant, hibernate and have a long vacation while waiting for the perfect time. Meanwhile, I will sharpen my claws.

When the time comes, I will make my grand entrance! A long rest would have given me more strength and resilience, not unlike after a 3 month break at the most exotic of beaches. I will be invincible. You won't be able to cope, I'm warn you as a friend.

After every successful attempt at creating major chaos at my specific victim of the week, I will be able to find an excuse to celebrate with my other virus friends. I love being able to share with my friends about the progress and strategies of the work done. Its a great way to bond with my fellow viruses, and to improve ourselves as better viruses.

Oh, I am such a sucker for self-improvement!